is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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