I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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