He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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