STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Randomize
