cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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