ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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