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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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