I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
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