On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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