Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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