every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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