are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
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