just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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