Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Some dudes just stopped and stared at me peeing in the street for like 5mins, and I yelled HEY. HEY. WANT ME TO SHIT IN YOUR MOUTH? I'LL SHIT ON YOUR CHEST FOR FIVE DOLLARS, PAPI
this is why i love drunk you
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
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