Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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