Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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