All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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