Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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