Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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