are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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