He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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