You're so nebulous sometimes
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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