Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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