the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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