He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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