508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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