I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
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