sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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