How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
