my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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