that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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