I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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