the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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