I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Did we literally take a cab across the street
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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