Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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