she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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