I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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