Well apparently he's into motor boating.
You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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