had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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