: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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