there's paper in my vomit.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
Success! We fucked roommates!
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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