My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
There's always time for handjobs
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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