I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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