She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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