if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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