i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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