My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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