why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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