I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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