Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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