You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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