Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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