if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
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