I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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