Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
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