we're blogging at a bar
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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