i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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